Tom Smykowski

Tom is a grad of an SEC school and is an avid college football fan with very little else to look forward to the other 8 months out of the year. Scotch is his drink of choice, and he is fully aware and unapologetic for constantly drinking too much of it. Likes a pleasant round of golf, and loves America.

Member Since 06/04/2013

Brushing your teeth while peeing in the morning to save time. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having a hard time remembering what it felt like to not be moments away from a breakdown at all hours of the day. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

1: “Jeff’s wife just died” 2: “Who’s Jeff?” PGP.

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1: “So what are you working on right now?” 2: “Stuff.” PGP.

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Wearing golf pants to work has been the highlight of my week. PGP.

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Put up as many motivational posters you want, I will be working at the same pace. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

1: “Let’s circle back and touch base on Monday to get these deliverables in to the client by COB. Can you set up a conference call?” 2: “Fuck you.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Getting a whiff of the dark roast you had earlier when at the urinal. PGP.

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“She has a kid now? I remember when we partied with her in college.” PGP.

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Checking the qualifications, not the job description. PGP.

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