I just found out that my boss is being fired. I have to coordinate a meeting to deliver the news. PGP.

Performance review season. PGP.

My bar application has asked me 5 separate times if I am married. Really rubbing my loneliness in. PGP.

I have an early start tomorrow, but sure, I can meet you for one drink. PGP.

Had my annual review on a Wednesday. After that, I learned that Wednesday Scaries are a thing. PGP.

I fell asleep at 10 p.m. and now I actually feel like working. PGP.

After a year of being the only male, my department finally hired another guy. He collects Yu-Gi-Oh cards. PGP.

Living by the phone call policy: if it’s important, they’ll leave a voicemail or send an email. PGP.

Team-wide argument is breaking out over email. PGP.

My boss walks into my office and asks, “What are you working on?” like he’s trying to catch me not working. Every. Single. Day. PGP