Since the new year began, I’ve been spending 60% of time at work applying to jobs, 20% catching up on news, 10% eating or drinking coffee, and 10% or less actually doing work. PGP.

Coworkers that think it is socially acceptable to clip their fingernails at their desk. PGP.

The most junior guy just gave his 2-week notice today. He’s only been here for a month. PGP.

That coworker that leaves an ounce of coffee in the pot so that he can leave the burden of making a new pot to someone else. PGP.

My annual raise doesn’t even cover inflation. PGP.

I’m pretty sure my boss is afraid of technology developed after 1985. PGP.

Getting stumped when someone asks you, “what do you do for fun?” PGP.

When your company updates its software and it’s worse than before. PGP.

Feeling proud for stopping at three beers… at lunch meeting. PGP.