Leaving one suit coat at your desk at all times so your boss doesn’t know if you’ve truly left. PGP.

“I hope this message finds you well…” PGP.

Conversations over the cube wall. PGP.

I take the stairs to avoid my coworkers. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

Took a day off because I wanted a three day weekend, woke up with the flu. PGP.

Grocery shopping with the Scaries resulted in a panic attack in the produce section. PGP.

According to the 17 separate emails, it’s clear that my boss does not comprehend the concept of the weekend. PGP.

I need 3+ years experience for an entry level job, and Trump was able to win with no experience. PGP.

Baby Boomer coworkers were discussing insurance plans and how ours sucks. I now realize I’m trapped. PGP.