Taught my coworker how to make an Outlook appointment today; he makes way more than me. PGP.

“So how long have you been driving with Uber?” PGP.

“Who all do we have on the call?” PGP.

My colleague told me that I can do better than my current company and to “dream big.” PGP.

Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

Missed my connecting flight and had to sleep in the Detroit Airport. PGP.

Took a vacation and never left the room… so I could catch up on sleep. PGP.

Caught a glimpse of my boss’ Google search: side effects of birth control. PGP.

*audible sigh* PGP.