Wanted to catch up on some sleep this weekend, woke up at 6 out of habit. PGP.

“Let’s discuss offline” – said during an in-person meeting. PGP.

Had a dream I got fired but with an awesome severance package. PGP.

My office is located off I-85. In Atlanta. PGP.

Being able to lip sync your coworkers’ usual responses to your morning greetings as you walk away. PGP.

I shit my pants at work today. PGP.

My boss told me I should look into “getting some ADD medicine.” I don’t think I should tell him that I just don’t care about work. PGP.

Creating a PGP account while on a never-ending conference call. PGP.

Sent a department-wide email with a catastrophic typo. PGP.

Printed my resume at work for the new job that I’m interviewing for while my boss was waiting behind me in the line. PGPowerMove.