When your coworker insists on the two of you having “catch ups” like she is your manager when the two of you are of the same rank. PGP.

Digging a little bit deeper each day for motivation. PGP.

I got told I need to be proactive by my boss. PGP.

Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.

Leaving your headphones at home. PGP.

Coworker just called me in her office to show me her Facebook album full of quilts. PGP.

The janitor asks me daily why I always look so tired. He’s been throwing out my trash for 8 years now. PGP.

“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.

I can’t even fake being nice to people anymore. Now I’m just the office bitch. PGP.

Every day feels like the “longest day of the year” at my office. PGP.