Your relationship eerily mirroring that of Todd and Girl’s. PGP.

That moment of sheer panic when your boss walks into your office Monday morning and asks “What are you working on right now?” and you are reading Sunday Scaries from PGP. PGP.

Spending 90% of your time on Bumble/Tinder during conference calls. PGP.

Coworker complained to me that her half birthday was yesterday and no one said anything about it. PGP.

Staying up late watching a marathon on HGTV and paying for it the next morning. PGP.

Being in a constant state of “just gotta get to the weekend.” PGP.

Vendor keeps ignoring my request. PGP.

If I never have to hear the word “client” again, I’ll be fine. PGP.

Setting up my trust. I have no kids and I am unmarried. PGP.

I just sat though a conference call at a house party. PGP.