“No rush, but I need this done ASAP.” PGP.

Buzzwords, beer, and business. PGP.

Knowing the CEOs grandson will get promoted before you but still being pissed off when it actually happens. PGP.

Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.

Having to wait to until the boss orders drinks at dinner to read the situation. PGP.

“I need to get my steps in.” PGP.

Whoever said, “Today is the first day of the rest of you life” never worked in corporate America. PGP.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

When the IT guy says, “I have no clue.” PGP.

I finished all my work for the day by 11 a.m. Have to stay till 6 anyway. PGP.