These posts are becoming increasingly more accurate. PGP.

Living in constant fear that your boss will find out that you are just making it up as you go. PGP.

When PGP goes down, I don’t know what to do at work. PGP.

Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.

I’m finally too old to audition for The Real World on MTV. PGP.

My boss asked me for honest feedback yesterday. I told her I felt she was not an effective leader…I got written up for insubordination. PGP.

My boss came to my cubicle to bitch about taking half a day off. I told him my grandmother just died. He didn’t say sorry. PGP.

Praying I get injured on the job. PGP.

Judge Smails aspirations, Danny Noonan realities. PGP

Main points from today’s mandatory, hour long webinar: do your job, do it in a timely manner, don’t break the law. PGP.