I will never understand Producer Micah’s fascination with that Jersey trashbag Alexis. As a Jersey native and current resident myself, I’m ashamed to share a state with her. She is the trashy girl in the Wicked Wolf Tavern in Hoboken that is extremely loud and extremely proud of her Italian “heritage” (read: distant relative from Italy).
Being from Secaucus, I’m shocked she doesn’t have a club foot or something given how much that area is polluted. When she tried to put the dead, rotten crab in Jack Stone’s mouth, I don’t think it was malicious at all. I think she was just trying to introduce Jack to the native cuisine of Secaucus.
Being Prince Phillip is a post grad’s dream. Marry a girl who has the main job, support her, be a stay at home dad and unveil some plaques every now and again.
Advertise
He already has a job.
John is such a cuck for not helping out a friend in need.
I hope the PGP Twitter account tweets this out so that a bunch of people get #MadOnline
Far and away the best one yet.
Unless Maksim Chmerkovskiy is playing with an entire bag of PXGs, he’s lying about that number
I’ll just set up a social media trust fund. Grab the good @’s now and then pass them along
Bushwood? A dump?
*Ctrl + F ‘Apple Picking’*
Sounds right.
Have a good weekend, Mr. President
Imagine if Twitter was around when Dick Cheney popped that guy in the head?
I will never understand Producer Micah’s fascination with that Jersey trashbag Alexis. As a Jersey native and current resident myself, I’m ashamed to share a state with her. She is the trashy girl in the Wicked Wolf Tavern in Hoboken that is extremely loud and extremely proud of her Italian “heritage” (read: distant relative from Italy).
Being from Secaucus, I’m shocked she doesn’t have a club foot or something given how much that area is polluted. When she tried to put the dead, rotten crab in Jack Stone’s mouth, I don’t think it was malicious at all. I think she was just trying to introduce Jack to the native cuisine of Secaucus.
Phenomenal article. I came to that realization pretty late to the game. Now I just tell people that my job is telling people what they want to hear.
Other than it being illegal?
I must have went to the wrong firm.
Missing:
1. Cereal
2. An avocado with salt and pepper
The Bachelor featuring The Mooch would be the highest rated television show of all time.
Definition of ‘sure’
1 The answer you give to your girlfriend when you’ve completely given up
Being Prince Phillip is a post grad’s dream. Marry a girl who has the main job, support her, be a stay at home dad and unveil some plaques every now and again.
I salute you Prince Phillip
The modern day Icarus, if Icarus was a Long Island scumbag who founded an investment firm.
*fan favorite dies*
“We have to stick together!”
rinse/repeat