Threw my back out while lying on the couch this weekend. PGP.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.

Waiting for the day my coworkers stop referring to me as the baby. PGP.

When your boss says he’s staying home sick today but leaves you a pile of projects to complete in his absence. PGP.

Day 2 of no internet in the office: things are on the cusp of going full ‘Lord of the Flies’ out here. PGP.

Threw up on myself while waiting for an Uber with an (almost) one night stand. PGP.

“…has requested a read receipt on this email.” PGP.

“… at your earliest convenience.” PGP.

“Back at it.” PGP.