I used to Facebook while drunk, but I recently switched to Linkedin. PGP.

Just went to HEB solely for ketchup and wine. PGP.

Sat at my desk and realized I left my computer at home. PGP.

Pulled a muscle in my back while having sex. PGP.

My four hour flight didn’t have wifi. This was more upsetting than it should have been. PGP.

Fuck it. I’m getting wine tonight. PGP.

It is currently 11:00 p.m. on a Monday. I am 7 whiskeys deep. Tomorrow will suck. PGP.

Engagement Season. PGP.

Donald Trump tweeted about my employer. PGP.