Getting my cubicle downgraded to a trading desk layout. PGP.

Car got stolen. In the suburbs. PGP.

Being happy that your friend’s wedding is next calendar year because you already used all your vacation days. PGP.

Boss went on paternity leave this week. His entire workload was given to me. PGP.

Apparently my headset does not actually mute while I’m on conference calls. PGP.

I gave up cheating on my diet for Lent. PGP.

Got injured at laser tag. PGP.

Torqued my back carrying groceries over the weekend. PGP.

Endless water cooler talk about the Oscars. PGP.

Didn’t get the job. So the three month job search continues. PGP.