My company put a block on Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube over the weekend. At least they left me. PGP.

My coworker, who is atleast 20 years older than me, just invited me to a “Galentine’s Day Dinner Party.” PGP.

I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.

The meeting before the meeting. PGP.

My mom finally accepted my LinkedIn invitation 2 years after she laughed and told me no because I’d tarnish her network. PGP.

The best part of my Friday was finding out my credit score went up 5 points. PGP.

“Happy Friday, someone in your call center gave the building bed bugs” PGP.

Conversations over the cube wall. PGP.

Recently people have been calling me “mam.” I’m 23. PGP.

I actually like my boss. It’s my coworkers that make me want to drive off a cliff daily. PGP.