“My bonus gets taxed too?” PGP.

This was supposed to be the Summer of George. PGP.

Asking for more responsibility and more money. Getting more responsibility. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

The schools in my area started back today, so my commute time just doubled. PGP.

I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.

When your app crashes, it’s God’s way of saying “You’ve been pooping long enough.” PGP.