The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.
Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V. PGP.
Really excited about the energy efficiency of my new washer and dryer. PGP.
The woman in the cube next to me brought her baby in today. Now people are surrounding my cube and I have to get actual work done. PGP.
My girlfriend got me tickets to both a Packers game and a Brewers game in the same weekend for my birthday. I have to cut her loose because she set the bar too high on birthday gifts. PGP.
All men must die…when they run out of lives.
Debating if anyone will notice if I leave work six hours early. PGP.
NICE.
When it comes to Tums, it’s go bulk or go home. PGP.
Being surprised when you’re not hungover. PGP.
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