Now that it’s sweater weather, I can wear my stained dress shirts again. PGP.

Happy wife means fuck my life. PGP.

The less people I have to talk to in the morning, the better. PGP.

My horrendous time management skills are only rivaled by Andy Reid. PGP.

Getting stressed trying to figure out how I’m going to afford Christmas gifts for all my family and friends. PGP.

I’m driving 40 miles each way to a job I hate. PGP.

I like podcasts. PGP.

Decided not to shower this morning just so I could sleep in for an extra 10 minutes. PGP.

Trying to figure out how families of my coworkers live on my salary. PGP

The flash of panic you get when settling into your favorite stall only to realize your phone is still on your desk. PGP.