This year I have “Dyson Vacuum” and “Sonicare” on my birthday list.

Purposely scheduling flights that do not have wifi on them for business trips.

Looking for a girlfriend with an in-unit washer and dryer

I would still rather be a Pokémon Master than whatever it is I’m doing with my life.

Someone brought a box of girl scout cookies for the office and they were dominated within 10 minutes. Vultures. #PGP

Trying to find your own hole in the wall restaurant like Freddy’s BBQ on House of Cards #PGP

If I worked hard, I’d be successful #PGP

Fitting into the “Just here for a paycheck” category at work. #PGP PGP.