Checking the qualifications, not the job description. PGP.

Not understanding how the hell Carrie Bradshaw could afford all those Manolo Blahniks. PGP.

Actual note on the break room fridge: “Do not haze the interns, this isn’t college and they aren’t pledges.” PGP.

Feeling obligated to invite a person to your wedding because you were invited to theirs, even though you have a long list of much closer friends. PGP.

I’ve started attending my church again solely for the networking opportunities.

I wish skipping work was as simple as skipping class.

I like to print random documents to a printer on the other side of the office, and walk a lap through the office with it in my hand. An hour later, I’ll walk another lap back, and shred it. It looks like work and makes my cardiologist happy. PGP

Being terrified when asked “What is your desired salary?” PGP