Anytime I open a link in a new window instead of a new tab, I get irrationally angry. PGP.

Mastering the art of looking busy and maintaing zero productivity. PGP.

Spending more time deciding what you are going to have for lunch than actually working. PGP.

My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.

Frantically turning the volume down when what you thought was just an ESPN article turns out to be a video. PGP.