Being jealous of your cat every morning you leave for work. PGP.

“Risky Business” Halloween costume doubling as Skype interview attire. PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

People my age are buying houses, and I’m still trying to budget out groceries. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.

After getting your first house, the most exciting purchases you make are a grill and lawn mower. PGP.

Working an event for your company at the local career fair and bringing your resume along to pass to other companies. PGP.