“Hope you’re doing well!” means “I don’t know how to begin an email.” PGP.

“I’m thinking about getting my real estate license.” PGP.

Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.

When you say “EOD,” do you mean end of YOUR day or MY day? Because I’m checked out by 3 o’clock. PGP.

I see how many times I can say “meow” on my daily conference call without anyone noticing. My record is 3. PGP.

My to-do list is finished by 2:00pm every single day. After that it’s all smoke and mirrors. PGP.

When you’re so bored that you actually start doing some work. PGP.

The “entry level 15” is a lot more depressing than the “freshman 15.” PGP.

Strategically moving around the same 5 piles of paper so it looks like you’ve done work today. PGP.

Starting a new game with myself called “How casual can I dress before I start getting questionable looks from coworkers?” PGP.