I had a long argument with my girlfriend over a spam email from eHarmony last night. PGP.

My girlfriend and I just moved in together and now she farts in front of me. PGP.

Every hurricane season, I get excited at the chance that my city will be hit and I’ll be able to afford a house afterwards. PGP.

People your own age calling you “sir.” PGP.

Looking ridiculous with business formal but not being taken seriously with business casual. PGP.

Went on a date with a guy. His dad added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Bonded with a coworker about how we’re both going to Frozen on Ice. He’s taking his 6 year old. I’m going with my mom. PGP.

Being more stressed out from having nothing to do than by having a lot to do. PGP.

Having to save up for any purchase over $100. PGP.

Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.