I’m seeing how long I can go without shaving before management says something because I can’t afford new razor blades until payday. PGP

My desk chair was taken away to use in a meeting. I had to stand all morning. I have a broken foot. PGP.

Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

All passive aggression everything. PGP.

Rookie mistakes. Veteran consequences. PGP.

Extra innings on a weeknight. PGP.

Actually having a job that has me too busy to get on PGP anymore. PGP.

Today we got free bagels at the office. I took one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. PGP.

Hours go by and nobody comes to my desk. As soon as I let out one fart, all of a sudden everyone in the office needs to come talk to me. PGP.