Bought a blind fold at a sex toy party. I use it as a sleep mask. PGP.

We’d been inching closer for weeks, but my bathroom schedule has officially lined up with my boss’s. PGP.

My weekend plans were cancelled and it made my weekend. PGP.

Needing your tax refund to come as soon as possible. PGP.

Actually using condoms. PGP.

Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.

It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

Please don’t hold the elevator. I’d rather wait than say “good morning.” PGP.

I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.