“We’ve decided to go with another candidate.” PGP.

Constantly telling myself “just stick with it and you might get a lake house someday.” PGP.

Some lady at work is talking about her biopsy in the break room. Size, thickness, color, circumference. PGP.

Just found out my go-to drink from Starbucks has 430 calories in it. PGP.

Anyone that uses “Ninja” as a title on LinkedIn. PGP.

Being legitimately excited about the new carpet that was installed in the office over the weekend. PGP.

Burned two-thirds of my lunch break in a drive-thru line. PGP.

Applying for your dream job while drunk. PGP.

The hardest thing I have done this week was quietly listen to Andre Nickatina at the office. PGP.

My neighbors’ kids stay up later than I do. PGP.