Kelly Kapowski is turning 41 today. PGP.

Chased my workout last night with a McDonald’s dollar menu extravaganza. PGP.

Now I get why people buy lottery tickets. PGP.

Seeing the “now hiring managers” sign at the drive-thru, and actually thinking about it. PGP.

Some guy I don’t know just endorsed me for a skill I don’t have. PGP.

My boss’s 16-year-old kid drives a nicer car than I do. PGP.

The closest thing I have to a man cave is the handicapped stall in the secret office bathroom. PGP.

My financial adviser described my drinking habit as “financially irresponsible.” PGP.

I have drunkenly bummed hundreds of cigs in the last year. PGP.

I moved to Omaha today. PGP.