I’ve been at the company for almost a year now. This will have been my longest relationship

That asshole in front of you at Chipotle ordering for the office. PGP

My paycheck Friday is already spoken for.

I need a new LinkedIn picture. PGP

My manager’s power point formatting is giving me anxiety. PGP.

The high point of my day is listening to Dave Ramsey on the radio. PGP

I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP

My boss is hardcore mind-gaming me. PGP

My work mom asked me when I’m going to start thinking about settling down #PGP

I just want out. PGP