Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.

I only see friends at weddings or bachelor parties.

Moved a meeting to buy Garth tickets the minute they go on sale.

Putting “Fake Smiling” on my Linkedin skills page

The title Housewife is looking pretty good right now PGP

2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

Tore my left ACL in 2012. Tore my right one Sunday night playing indoor soccer. I’ll have two knee surgeries before I’m 25. I’m giving up on sports for good. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP