Moved to the 3rd biggest city in the U.S. for work…and don’t know anyone. PGP.

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

Found out today we’re moving offices, I don’t think I’ll be here long enough to worry about the move. PGP

I need to lose weight because I got fat. I can’t afford to lose weight because my suits won’t fit. PGP

Watching “American Greed” for ideas on how to get rich quick. PGP.

My friend got engaged last night. I went home and sent weird messages on Tinder. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

Envying the coworker that got fired this morning. PGP.