Shinola taste, Timex budget #PGP

My healthy lunch choice gave me heartburn. PGP

Getting the cold shoulder for taking a day off.

Had a blood test to get cheaper insurance. Was still so dehydrated from the 4th they could barely get blood. PGP.

Closing Time came on my 90s playlist…at 2:30… PGP

Took off a day to recover from my weekend. Felt incredibly guilty about it all day. PGP.

Having to lie about your weekly alcohol consumption for insurance purposes. PGP.

Applying to other jobs while still on the clock. PGP.

My friends moms aren’t hot anymore.

I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.