The lady at my favorite Chinese restaurant gave me an extra egg roll and a wink because I said “Ni Hao” to her. That’s the most action I’ve gotten in two months. PGP.

Having to zoom in on a webpage. PGP.

Someone scheduled a meeting from 12-2 p.m. Lunch isn’t provided. PGP.

Constantly finding yourself in lose-lose situations. PGP.

Being pleasantly surprised when you find a full Brita pitcher in your fridge. PGP.

Beginning all online shopping sprees by clicking the ‘sort price: low to high’ option. PGP.

Being the first person to crack open a beer in the corporate skybox. PGPM.

Making eye contact through that gap in the stall door. PGP.

Only filling up the gas tank halfway in the hope that prices will fall two cents overnight. PGP.

My current fantasy game hinges on tonight’s late game, but it starts past my bedtime. PGP.