Engaging in an all day “thermostat battle” with an unknown coworker. PGP.

Labor Day can’t come soon enough. PGP.

Ate a brownie. Unknowingly smeared brownie residue on a report. Get called into HR to discuss “the importance of washing my hands after leaving the restrooms.” PGP.

Getting a new match on Tinder gives me the same false promise that my degree did. PGP.

When just wanting to go to Myrtle Beach for First Week becomes creepy. PGP.

Gave my little brother a sympathy card for his college graduation. PGP.

Ran out of content on all the webpages I go to, and it’s not even 2:00. PGP.

Spelling your email phonetically. PGP.

Let’s have a meeting to plan what we’re going to plan for our next meeting. PGP.

Your left arm being a little tanner than your right arm from spending so much time in the car during rush hour. PGP.