a survey recently made up by me says that the main reason teens out – volunteer us is because they want something to look good on college applications or their resumes.
“6 feet or taller (if you’re 5’11” but have a personality to make up for the height difference, willing to consider it. Any shorter? Don’t apply.)”
the direct equivalent of that would be a man saying “DD’s or bigger, if you have smaller tits, don’t apply”
you and the rest of you hipsters across the nation are selfish cunts. you are attention whores, with no real point of view, other than to contradict what is “mainstream.” You feel worse for his friend because nobody is talking about him in the news? Your priorities are so fucked I don’t even know where to begin. “nothing he did directly affected you” – unless you’re an obnoxious hipster, there’s a pretty high likelihood you’ve watched at least one of his movies, and invested a few hours of your life watching his performance. If you’re “tired of hearing about it” here’s a solution – stop talking about it. I wish I had the energy to break down everything you said sentence by sentence and destroy your fallacious reasoning and irritating hipster ramblings, but I could write for days about how much I loathe you goddamn “anti-conformist” assholes.
i’ll admit to being the only person i’ve ever known to enjoy an almond joy, but i’m aware that it makes a terrible treat on halloween. if you aren’t about that reeses or snickers game, then you’re fuckin up.
I spent the entire first 2 (or 3? i can’t fucking remember how many seasons there are) seasons hoping she would get eaten, all she did was bitch and take Shane’s side for no other reason than to be a devil’s advocate. and she fucked the guvnah, so she deserved it twice.
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a survey recently made up by me says that the main reason teens out – volunteer us is because they want something to look good on college applications or their resumes.
“6 feet or taller (if you’re 5’11” but have a personality to make up for the height difference, willing to consider it. Any shorter? Don’t apply.)”
the direct equivalent of that would be a man saying “DD’s or bigger, if you have smaller tits, don’t apply”
i’ve heard of 1 out of every 6 bands listed. everyone’s all “omg look at this lineup” and i’m over here like “who the fuck is Lauryn Hill?”
i got a quality laugh out of this. good shit
preach brotha
how to properly instagram your food: don’t do it.
a “less fun” kind of fun is how i’d describe it.
you can get yourself removed from this site. I did it as soon as I figured out what it was, and realized how many of my exes hate me.
you and the rest of you hipsters across the nation are selfish cunts. you are attention whores, with no real point of view, other than to contradict what is “mainstream.” You feel worse for his friend because nobody is talking about him in the news? Your priorities are so fucked I don’t even know where to begin. “nothing he did directly affected you” – unless you’re an obnoxious hipster, there’s a pretty high likelihood you’ve watched at least one of his movies, and invested a few hours of your life watching his performance. If you’re “tired of hearing about it” here’s a solution – stop talking about it. I wish I had the energy to break down everything you said sentence by sentence and destroy your fallacious reasoning and irritating hipster ramblings, but I could write for days about how much I loathe you goddamn “anti-conformist” assholes.
if being a “house-husband” was a thing, i’d be all about that life.
or you could just keep your wrists straight and your head down and then never worry about it again
i’m not sure when common table manners fell by the wayside, but I agree with you man, i want to see them come back.
That fuckin blue shell.. lap 2 i have a half-lap lead, lap 3 my little brother beats me by a third of a second. fuck that thing.
i’ll admit to being the only person i’ve ever known to enjoy an almond joy, but i’m aware that it makes a terrible treat on halloween. if you aren’t about that reeses or snickers game, then you’re fuckin up.
honorable mentions:
Sprite REMIX
Rice Krispie Treats Cereal
Johnny Cash
I spent the entire first 2 (or 3? i can’t fucking remember how many seasons there are) seasons hoping she would get eaten, all she did was bitch and take Shane’s side for no other reason than to be a devil’s advocate. and she fucked the guvnah, so she deserved it twice.
Osombies
Cube 2: Hypercube
‘Shrooms
..and everything else mentioned in the comments. BMS is the greatest show i’ve ever seen not named Breaking Bad.
hit the nail on the fucking head. Thankskilling is the absolute greatest shitty movie there has ever been.
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let’s date. i’ll bring the wine