Never using my standup desk so people can’t see I’m not working.

My favorite work bathroom is under construction.

My job forces me to use Internet Explorer.

Taking a “yes man” approach to the new job and after two years realizing you’re in too deep to stop.

Get to work. Get coffee. Start working. Forget about coffee. Remember coffee. It’s cold.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.

Conversations over the cube wall. PGP.