My time card is going to require some serious creativity this week.

Aimlessly staring at my monitors. PGP.

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”

I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?

The daily struggle between drinking or losing weight

Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. Pgp.

Won my office March Madness pool. First place prize is “bragging rights” PGP

Being forced to bring your work computer home every night so, “in the event of a disaster, you can work from home.” PGP.