I give zero fucks about what grade your kid is about to start. PGP.

Moving. PGP.

Checking emails Monday morning after a week-long vacation. PGP.

Wanting to visit friends in other cities on the weekends but declining because traveling on Sundays intensifies the Scaries ten-fold. PGP.

“No rush, but I need this done ASAP.” PGP.

Having to quickly switch tabs when you hear a coworker come up behind you. PGP

Coming in Monday and reading post it notes your left yourself and Friday and having no idea what they mean. PGP

One of my few sane coworkers gave her two weeks today. I’m like, “please don’t leave me here with all these assholes”. PGP.

That envious feeling you get when you find out your coworker is switching companies. PGP.