Formerly known as Queen of The Garbage People. Functional title still stands. Dog owner, whiskey drinker, Star Wars fangirl. #DoingItForTheContent
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The second I read “driving down the GW Parkway” it was obvious this is the guy who lives in Tysons or Reston (read: not DC) because he’s 35 and in his first post divorce apartment trying to feel hip with the kidz but also can’t afford to live in DC because he’s still a senior consultant at Deloitte after not getting promoted to management for 3 years because everyone finds him insufferable.
Considering that you’ve been after hours drinking at my house WITH your girlfriend previously… I call bullshit on your reasoning and think you were just being old. *sassy hair flip emoji*
I wish there was a “Love” button. May or may not have dropped $300 getting my hair, nails, brows, and lashes done last weekend to prep for the new job. *sobs quietly into empty wallet*
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The second I read “driving down the GW Parkway” it was obvious this is the guy who lives in Tysons or Reston (read: not DC) because he’s 35 and in his first post divorce apartment trying to feel hip with the kidz but also can’t afford to live in DC because he’s still a senior consultant at Deloitte after not getting promoted to management for 3 years because everyone finds him insufferable.
Considering that you’ve been after hours drinking at my house WITH your girlfriend previously… I call bullshit on your reasoning and think you were just being old. *sassy hair flip emoji*
My DMs are always open ;*
Please see my Twitter for sous vide porn
@Jenna?
Preach, girl. Tell the people!
Oh man, you are REALLY going to hate part 2.
Bumble is inactive but my DMs are forever. <3
Shout out to Jenna for doing all the hard work and putting these together!
(I literally just search #TheBachelorette so tag your shit)
My search criteria is a very advanced algorithm based on user engagement, page views, and probability of virality.
I tried so hard to find a tweet of this but none were published by the time I was writing. 🙁
Proud of you.
You know I’m a gin drinker and how well that turns out for me. 8)
I wish there was a “Love” button. May or may not have dropped $300 getting my hair, nails, brows, and lashes done last weekend to prep for the new job. *sobs quietly into empty wallet*
THIS THIS THIS THIS. Working with all 50+ men has garnered some interesting comments whenever I don’t wear eyeliner…
Thanks for all the well wishes, frandz! Totally crushed it!
I’m about this take. White wine is the bud light of wine
Love love love love Halo Top! Highly recommend mint chocolate and red velvet as well.
Haha, that is a valid question, but it was just that good. 8)
I have (unsurprisingly) been and it is WELL worth the money. We’re going again for a bachelorette party in April. 8)