I work in Logistics.
I am a dad
I like the Gym.
I like Texas Tech Football.
I like San Antonio Basketball.
I like Brunch,Biscuits, and Breakfast Tacos
Living and dying in the DFW.
I feel like like Facebook and things of the same nature have completely negated the need for high school reunions. I already have a great idea of who got fat, who didn’t, who made it, and who’s broke.
I’ve decided I hate any choreographed wedding dances. Planning a wedding is stressful enough as it is and now these types of assholes come on the scene and set a bar that unfairly achievable. Am I supposed to gather my groomsman and teach them an entire dance to “Uptown Funk”? No, fuck that and fuck these guys.
Why so many down votes on comments on people who are saying the truth? Yeah, shes fat but putting a picture on the internet to demonstrate bravery isn’t going to help her cause. At the end of the day shes taking the path of least resistance and being lazy by saying shes “comfortable”. No, she settled. Settled for obesity and lethargy. You know what would be brave? Hitting the gym day in and day out and seriously dieting and putting in a real solid effort in improving her image and health.
Pro Tip: To avoid dumping at the significant others place, try and hold it until you can make it to a public area, preferably a restaurant. Pulled this move the other weekend. It takes some will power to hold back, but if you can make it you’re golden.
I think its worth mentioning one more. I call him “The Music Man”. Once this guy has his buzz going good and strong he will take command (or try to) of the music and play something “so awesome”
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I feel like like Facebook and things of the same nature have completely negated the need for high school reunions. I already have a great idea of who got fat, who didn’t, who made it, and who’s broke.
“If I see my account dipping below five figures…”
Totally relatable stuff right here. These are the kind of common ground issues all post grads can appreciate and understand.
Nice try but there is no such thing as a meaningless college football game.
Two knee surgeries and three torn ACLs later I finally hung my leg day jersey in the rafters.
I’ve decided I hate any choreographed wedding dances. Planning a wedding is stressful enough as it is and now these types of assholes come on the scene and set a bar that unfairly achievable. Am I supposed to gather my groomsman and teach them an entire dance to “Uptown Funk”? No, fuck that and fuck these guys.
Please do. Remember, peanut butter and jelly was probably an odd combo at some point as well.
You’ve never had chicken and waffles have you?
Cool.
Its as if you’ve seen a picture of my dad at every game ever. Nailed the cool dad look.
Having a roaring 20s themed ANYthing is a terrible idea
Kinda want a cig after reading this…
Oh.
Why so many down votes on comments on people who are saying the truth? Yeah, shes fat but putting a picture on the internet to demonstrate bravery isn’t going to help her cause. At the end of the day shes taking the path of least resistance and being lazy by saying shes “comfortable”. No, she settled. Settled for obesity and lethargy. You know what would be brave? Hitting the gym day in and day out and seriously dieting and putting in a real solid effort in improving her image and health.
Maybe she should see a gym instead of a therapist. Talking about how fat you are burns roughly zero calories.
Pro Tip: To avoid dumping at the significant others place, try and hold it until you can make it to a public area, preferably a restaurant. Pulled this move the other weekend. It takes some will power to hold back, but if you can make it you’re golden.
I think its worth mentioning one more. I call him “The Music Man”. Once this guy has his buzz going good and strong he will take command (or try to) of the music and play something “so awesome”
Thanks for sharing. I’ve been feeling a little too good about myself lately so its nice when my self esteem is adjusted to where it should be.
Number 4. Amen.
Yeah but I bet none of these highways have any bees though.
Complete bullshit