Predicting tomorrow’s hangover. PGP

I know far more about the history and corporate structure of Sterling Cooper than the company I actually work for. PGP

Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.

There’s a 95 percent chance I will be sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall when the rapture happens. PGP

Who needs birth control when you can just listen to your coworkers bitch about their kids all day, everyday.

I’m the only one in my department who showed up for work today and I’m still to scared to get a beer with lunch. PGP.

I can’t stand those college kids. PGP.