Everyone’s first question when getting an invite to the wedding “Open bar?” PGP

I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.

Someone just microwaved a seafood pot pie in the office break room. PGP

“Dear God, please make me a bird so I can fly far. Far far away from here.”

A couple beers at work has now turned into me being drunk in a meeting with my boss. Wonder how this is going to play out. PGP