Hating someone solely based on how they format their emails.

Fire alarm went off seconds after settling into my favorite stall.

Moving your booze from the top of the fridge to an expensive cart so it instantly becomes decorative.

Jeff Sessions submitting his resignation at his boss’s “request.”

“Try to think of this as an opportunity to explore a new area of your career.”

That satisfaction of unclipping your ID badge at the end of the day.