Coworker likes to stand up and notify the team each time he’s headed to the bathroom.

Accidentally pressed Speak instead of Paste in Bumble during a conference call. Everyone heard my cheesy pickup line. Now it’s how all my coworkers begin conversations with me.

Using a box of tissues as a napkin dispenser when eating at my desk.

Boss informed me he will be taking my business trip to San Diego because he “could really use a vacation.”

Running out of time to make it onto a “30 Under 30” list.

Supervisor saying, “We are going to increase your duties around here because we see potential.” Really means, “I am not sure I want to do this any more, and I make more than you. Have fun.”