I’m the only one in my department with small monitors because IT maxed out their budget. PGP.

I reluctantly signed up for the company chili cook-off, got too invested in the competition and ended up losing. PGP.

Having very strong opinions on dive bars. PGP.

Heard someone taking a huge dump through the door to the women’s restroom while walking by. PGP.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

I recognize all of the novelty license plates on my commute. PGP.

Last night I added wet dreams to my list of “Things I thought I’d stop having by now”, right next to acne. PGP.