Having a job is cool because you get paid to be hungover.

Had a mild heart attack when my boss wanted to talk to me about my “computer usage.” Turns out he just needed help with PowerPoint.

Every morning, my coworker tells me how good/bad she slept the night before.

Setting private daily meetings on my work calendar at 3 pm to play HQ in the bathroom. PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.

Listening to my coworker use a Dremel at his desk. We work in finance. PGP.

Can’t grow a beard but still have to shave everyday. PGP.

Sometimes I just sit in the bathroom and think about life. PGP.

Work is having a health and safety week. They didn’t change the mandatory safety presentation from the manufacturing sites for the corporate office. PGP.

There is a flu shot debate raging in the office. PGP.