I’m still hungover from NYE. PGP.

My badge to get into my office didn’t work this morning. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. PGP

I used to wonder what the worst day of the year was until I woke up this morning.

“A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.” PGP.

Open bar at the company Christmas party still is not enough to make me want be around these assholes. PGP.

Jay Pritchett taste; Al Bundy pay. PGP

The ads on my Facebook have started suggesting alcohol treatment centers.

Needed to burn a vacation day for the Friday after Thanksgiving. PGP