Sale on lean cuisines. Boom!

Justifying your random assortment of furniture with “My future wife is just going to throw out all of my things anyway”. PGP.

Raiding the supply closet for a cheap thrill. PGP

You either quit a hero, or work here long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Stealing restaurant utensils. PGP.

Sometimes I’ll kill the coffee and I won’t make a new pot. Just to feel alive. PGP.

I have trouble believing it’s pure coincidence that my coworkers seem to only ask me to go to lunch when I have my lunch box visible on my desk. PGP.