Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.

Introvert in the office. Extrovert in literally every other aspect of my life. PGP.

Legitimately asking cashiers “How’s your day going?” not out of politeness, but because I’m so eager to interact with anybody outside of my office. PGP.

25% battery by 2pm. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

My company put me in charge of ordering new business cards for everyone. Say hello to your new Executive Vice President of Marketing Coordination. PGPM.