I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

Purposely spilled coffee on my brand new khakis so I could leave the office for a sec…and to add some drama to my life.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.